Fuck the Italics

According to Blogger I have 143 posts. It seems to me if I make a chapter out of every 15-20 posts, something might happen. Of course,it is more likely that nothing that has not happened already will happen, it will just be further layered. But I will try to be objective (also increase my height). I will, with all the scholarship I am capable of,uh, lots, will examine how BLOGG is progressing toward its ultimate goal--oblivion. In order to do this I am going to have to read these fucking posts (which I have not yet done) in order, no less. Why am I doing this? The reason for why I am doing this will become apparent after I have done it. I am now going to read the first five posts. Pray for me.