A Beautiful Day

Yes,sir. I's a beautiful day. The kind of spring day you wait for all winter if you are prone to do that sort of thing. I rarely do. I've got too much on my mind. Like keeping LA going so you will be able to read it on those unseasonably cold and rainy spring days which are sure to come. Also, the LA offices do not have climate. Everything has been sterilized and they are made of stainless. steel. The temperature has been set to maximize my creativity: too warm and I get drowsy; too cool and I get manic. That's why you've been enjoying the consistency of tone over the months. LA likes consistency. If you were looking to learn about the history of macoun apples you would be unlikely to find it here, even though they can be quite tasty. Or a discussion of your latest favorite film. Or, as in facebook, to find out who Mary got engaged to (Jason). No, it's just impenetrable consistency that keeps us going about our appointed chore. And when the singularity comes and people like Mary and Jason are running around like chickens with their head cut off, you are going to be calm because you have been privy to a running singularity for months, so there is no reason why another, which can only be inferior, should frighten you. What should frighten you is why you have been reading about this singularity which will never come. LA, only for this week,at the same price, has been offering a duality, which contains twice as much as everything than a singularity. The author wants you to know that he's in there deep in the darkest recesses of the internet to get you and those close to you the best deal possible, even if it makes no sense.Amen. ONE OF THE BETTER ONES, I THINK. IT SEEMS TO BE STRIVING TO SAY SOMETHING AND FEELS FRIENDLY.