eLITERAL ALLY QUIZ

It's time now to separate the men from the boys, the people who read LA because they know it is going to change their lives from the people who read it just because they believe its four followers are trendy. I have therefore prepared a quiz-- it's graded on the honor system-- and you can decide which category you belong in. It won't take you much longer than reading a post usually does. It's just 5 questions:
1) LA stands for: a) lost animals; b) loNgitudinal arhythmia;3) a note to follow "so:
4)none of the above.

2)If LA were a beagle I would name her: 1) Lavender 2)Laroux 3) Lapham 4) Charles

3)The concept behind Literal Ally a) is a screw located just to left of the ac outlet where I plug in or recharge my computer b) a way of starting a RIGHT WING political party 3)a way to pass the time before it passes you 4)all or none of the above

3)Literally ally began: 1) When the writer went off his meds 2) when he knocked the cinnamon bottle over and it fell to the floor and broke leaving a trail of glass and cinammon that has still not been repaired even though it's weeks later 3) for no particular reason- just like when Beethoven went ba ba ba bum 4)possibly one of the above

4)If Literal Ally were a dog: a) it would be a beagle b)it would never get adopted; 3)the cinammon and glass would be off the floor 4)there would be one extra star in the heavens



Aside from attempting to provide amusement for my precious but limited fan base, the above quiz offers a humorous (if you think i am funnY) or pathetic break from the usual handwringing about what the fuck the purpose of this is; why anybody would read it and why so few people are (though the author is gratified and stunned that ANYONE actually does. In reference to the author's frustration with his lack of net savvy, he has decided to actually read all the drop down buttons on google to see if there is really anything on them and also to see if they can help him with his quest to enlarge his readership into the double numbers. The author does not know if he can do this in one sitting but promises to report on anything interesting he learns. The author fantasizes that effective with tomorrow's post there will be a one dollar fee per post on LA.It is the reader's busines how to find the author and get the money to him. If you don't have a dollar or can't figure out how to get it to me (six degrees, man), then you must clap three times, the middle clap being the loudest and I will accept that in lieu of cash because of the generosity of my character. If you cannot do either you may continue to read but you will no longer be one of the people who I talk about when I refer to my readers. You will hitherto be known as a guest who lives off the generoisity of others but I love you just the same. This post should be regarded as a plateau where the writer is looking off in all directions from the small mountain cave where she writes to decide which direction to pursue. The inside of the cave is too dark to see the keyboard so that is not an option. And it is raining outside so walking out is not an option either. Also there is no cave and the author has pr0blems telling his right from his left.There are no options.